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Did you like what you felt when you imagined this? Good.
Prostate massagers are probably one of the best prostate toys ever, as they give the best kind of orgasms, the kind that has your eyes watering and has your promising the world. Only this time, you will be making that promise to no one in particular, so there is no chance of waking up one day and finding out that you have promised a Barbadian island to some chick you met at the club the night prior.
Prostate massagers are also fun with role play, you might want to switch it up a bit with your partner, and get out of the pussy and dick routine you both have, do something fun and kinky. Having your partner put a prostate massager in your butthole and watch you squirm in total pleasure seems like a fun way to have sex. And doing the same and watching them beg for mercy is a great idea as well. Watching what you can do to them, while they beg for more, as they thrash and roll on the bed, their pleasure hormones raging.
That feeling is ethereal. It is not something you should give up on. Adding a little spice to your fuck life is a great way to make sure your relationship does not go boring.
If you do not have a partner and you are single, no one says you cannot give yourself intense pleasuring, at least, no one will see your cum-face and decide that you are ugly when you cum. You alone, in your house, practicing your kinks, and getting off on it is the definition of living life to the fullest. You should able to look back on your years of fucking and tell whoever cares to know that “I did it all.”
That said, here is a list of the best prostate massagers that your butt will love.
1. Loki Luxury Vibrating Prostate Massager
This is a prostate vibrator. When using this bro, you do not have to worry about moving it in and out. Especially if the feeling of getting ass-fucked is not one that goes down well with you. You can simply lube this up, get it into your butthole, turn it on, and have it vibrate the hell outta your spot.
This is so amazing that it takes you from calm and moaning in pleasure, to wild and screaming in pure ecstasy. If you ever thought the god of mischief was crazy whenever he was up to one of his antics, wait till you see yourself hitting the seventh heavens with this baby stuck in your butt. You should put a camera on, you would not believe it if you were told.
This small vibrating monster is the beginning and the end of intense pleasure.
- Possesses a vibrator
- Can increase or reduce vibration
- Has a rechargeable battery
- The battery life is long, so you can go more than one round, depending on what you want
- You can increase or reduce vibration to either minimize or increase pleasure
- It is perfect for beginners, and good for people who have been in the game for long
- It has a smooth exterior, making it easy to clean
- It is quite big, so it might be discomforting at first
- It is a tad expensive, one of the most expensive prostate massagers actually
2. The Vector Prostate Massager
The killing two birds with one stone works here, only this time, the saying is getting multiple orgasms with one prostate massager. While this baby is stuck in your butt, vibrating your horniness away, it is also vibrating the hell out of your perineum. Damn! You cannot stand upright or lie down for this, you are gonna have to get down on all fours and allow the vector fuck you in all its vibrating glory till you pass out.
If you have ever fantasized about being fucked till you pass out, this is that time when it is going to happen. That time when you are going to get fucked till you pass out. You might scream when this happens, so lock your doors, and save your neighbors the horror of having to break down your door thinking you are hurt, only to find you crouched on all fours screaming in pleasure and muttering words that no one can comprehend.
This is pleasure shaped like a V and a G, and you will enjoy the usage of this guy.
- It is very light
- It has a vibrator
- Has up to 10 vibration speed control
- Has a remote control
- It is waterproof
- It is 4 inches long and goes up to 3 inches inside the butthole
- Doesn’t make a sound
- This gives maximum pleasure by stimulating the perineum as it vibrates inside the ass
- Your hand does not need to go to your ass every time you want to increase the vibration as it has a remote control.
- It is easy to clean
- You can increase the vibration to have an intense fucking and pleasuring, or you can reduce the vibration to do a little bit of tease pleasuring.
- If you are up for some crazy adventure, this does not make a sound, you can use it anywhere. If you can stand the pleasure without screaming
- It is quite expensive.
3. Vibrating Inflatable Buttplug
This is as complicated as it sounds, so if you are a beginner, you might want to skip this number to the next. This goes in small, and when it gets inside, you can then begin with the expanding process. So basically, it begins to fill you up while it is inside you.
Inasmuch as you would love to do this alone, this is that sex toy that requires more than one kinky partner to help out, as you may not be able to properly work the device on your own. Someone has to help you out with the pumping, or you might not get it level you want it to. Just make sure your kinky partner is not a dom who likes to serve torture with the vengeance of a scorned woman.
You just might feel pain instead of pleasure. And if they are one, do yourself the good of having a safe word. When using this, read the manual pretty well, you might make a mess of the fixtures and not have it done right, yes, it is that complicated. The pleasure that comes from this as it expands and vibrates is mind-blowing. Prepare to embarrass yourself in the process of this sexual exercise because you just might.
- It comes in 4.5 large and 2inches small
- Works with AA batteries
- Detachable parts
- Has vibration
- Comes with a pump and a tube
- The pleasure is intense
- It is detachable, making it easily cleanable
- It is too complicated
- You cannot do this properly without a partner
- You might make a mess while using this
- A beginner would find this extremely uncomfortable
4. Hush butt plug
This is simply amazing, amazing in all the different ways you can describe sex. Okay, get this, it is a vibrator, an intense one that can be controlled from your phone, and not just your phone, but your partner’s phone. And it can be controlled from anywhere in the world, as long as you have the Lovense app on your phone.
Does it get better than that? Imagine surrendering the fate of your butt to the hands of someone thousands of miles away. That is some Christian grey kinda shit right there. You could have it up your butt anywhere because it is really small.
Heaven helps you if you have a very domineering partner who loves to watch you squirm in public, good luck keeping an erection out of the way when you are making a presentation and your partner is where they are controlling your butt. The thought alone is ethereal.
- It is small
- It is black
- It has strong vibrations
- The vibrations can be controlled from a phone through the Lovense app.
- It is small and can fit into any outfit, and your pocket as well
- It has the most intense vibrations ever, the kind that has you squirming
- It is perfect for couples in a long-distance relationship
- It is pretty expensive, you can get one for as much as $104.
5. Oreadex Powerful Handheld Wand Massager
This works a little different than you are used to, if you have issues with something going inside your butt, or if you are a newbie to the butthole gang, this is a first start at enjoying the pleasures that comes from that place, so it should not take much from you. First things first, this is more for the perineum than it is for the butt because the pleasures come from that place more than it does from the butt.
So, find your perineum, and when you have found it, take this buzzer all the way there and apply pleasure, moving it from your butt hole to your perineum and enjoying all the pleasure that comes from it. If you can keep your eyes open, watch your dick rise and throb, responding to the pleasure that comes from using this.
The sitting position to get this to work for you might be weird, so you can have someone do this for you, or you can lie with your back and have your legs up so that you can locate successfully your perineum. If you are a beginner to butt pleasuring, this will spur you into getting deep into it, because it is simply amazing.
It has up to 20 vibrations and 8 multi-speed, so you have a long list of options to use to get your maximum satisfaction and pleasure.
- Silicone exterior
- Comes in different colors
- 20 vibration patterns
- Speed up to 8
- Comes with a storage bag
- Has a USB charging cord
- Small and easy to carry around
- Can fit into small bags
- It is affordable
- Can double as a body massager
- With 20 vibration patterns and 8 levels of multi-speed, this prostate massager can have you screaming down the roof of your house if you intend to go full intense mode with it.
- It is waterproof and can be used in a tub or the shower, but not for long, as you can get water into the charging port and ruin it, and this is not the plan.
- Can last up to three hours when charged
- You can carry it anywhere
- It is easy to clean
- The settings are quite complicated and you might not fully understand it when you get it. It might take time trying to get used to how it works.
6. Paloqueth Vibrating Prostate Massager
This is quite large, so you have to be very up to the challenge to try this out and successfully pull it off. To make use of this, you will have to lube it six ways to Sunday, else you are in for an injured butthole, and the main idea for this was a pleasure and not pain, let us stick to that part of the plan.
So, this prostate massager is a vibrator, so if you do not feel like pushing in and out of your butthole, you can always push this as far as you want it to go, the begin to increase the vibrator speed and change the pattern to suit you, it has 10 speeds. This toy is shaped like an L, so when that one part is stuck in your butthole, the other is vibrating your testicles and doing a damn good job at it.
The pleasure from this toy is intense, especially if you have mastered the act of pushing that to into your butt successfully.
When the part that should be in the butt is in the butt, from the remote control, activate the vibration, close your eyes and enjoy the intensity of the pleasure. you do not have to worry about the massagers speed and how to get it up when it is already instead, the remote control you are given has all the functions you need to either increase of reducing the speed, what you have to do is control it from the remote and you can get whatever kind of pleasure you so need when we mad.
- Remote-controlled clear
- Has a speed up to 10 levels
- USB rechargeable
- Made from silicone
- This prostate massager is hands-free. So you do not even have to do anything, all you have is get that thing into your butt, then relax and wait for your dick to feel the power of this device. Power, pleasure, and ease never looked better
- It is rechargeable and can last for up to two hours with a one hour charge.
- The charger can fit into any switch in the world, so you do not have to worry about your pleasure giver coming with you from America and not charging in Paris, especially when you had an orgasmic night planned out with someone, for a bit of role-playing.
- It is affordable
- It is pretty intense and may not be a great option if you are new to the use of prostate massagers. You want your first time to be very pleasurable, as it will make you want to continue with other related sex options. This might be painful and not at all pleasurable if it is your first time, and that is not what we are trying to achieve. Your butt is supposed to love this, remember? So, if you are new to this, do not start with this guy, it is way too intense.
7. Paloqueth Rotating Anal Vibrator
This is intense and crazy at the same time. This is that thing you try out when you are way too adventurous for your damn good. But, your butt will love it, everything about this will make you cum, squirm, scream and if it is possible to writhe in pleasure, then you will do just that. All the pleasure in the world is packed up in this baby. Yes, you read the name right, it is a vibrator that rotates while it vibrates.
What? You did not think it was possible? Wait till you try it out, you would not believe all that pleasure is possible. This is not a straight vibrator, it is shaped like an ant, with three different nubs. These nubs rotate as they vibrate, so the pleasure is simply intense, too intense. It is also waterproof, so you can use this in the shower, which is a good idea because no one can hear you scream from pleasure when you are in the shower.
You can turn on loud music, insert this inside your butt, stand in the shower and scream till you cum all over yourself. On the plus side, you can just wash up immediately you are done making that much of a mess. It has 7 rotations, all massively powerful, it also has 7 intense vibrations. So you can go from moaning to screaming in seconds as your g-spot gets stimulated by this baby.
The pleasure from this is so intense that you might not be able to go more than one round at a time, you will have to rest and try another day. It comes with a remote that can be handed to a partner who intends to tease you for the fun of it. Or, on the other hand, you can hold on to the remote and watch someone scream in pleasure, while you reduce and increase it at will. Either way, this is an instrument of intense pleasure.
It is made of silicone.
- It is silent
- Has dual motors
- Has vibrations
- Has three rotating nubs
- Has seven vibrations
- Has seven rotations
- It is waterproof
- It is made of silicone
- It is hypoallergenic
- It is latex-free
- It gives intense pleasure, due to the rotating while vibrating feature
- It is hypoallergenic
- It is silent, so you get to enjoy your pleasure in privacy, especially in a shared apartment. Although there is not much silence that can happen when you have reached maximum pleasure, you will get someone running in.
- You can play with the sensations because of the dual motors. You can decide which one you want to feel at a certain time
- It is very easy to clean and low maintenance
- The battery may not last long.
8. Yosposs Vibrating Anal Beads
This is shaped strangely, but time and again, it has been proven that the strangest things give the best pleasure as they define the term ‘kinks’. Let us be frank, kinks are strange. This has about 16 different vibrations and each one is more intense than the last.
This is more like a training ground for those who want to go kinkier with their already kinky selves. You start small, right? this is made of medical-grade silicone and is safe. It is waterproof, so you can take this kinkiness into the bathroom, just make sure your floor has rough ties, you do not want to slip and fall while you squirm from all that pleasure from the beaded stick stuck up in your ass (pun intended).
When using this, you can go slowly from the first bead to the second, to the next, each one bigger than the next, with your butthole opening to take it in, as it goes. Continue like this, slowly, till your butt can take the whole of it.
The 16 vibrations are divided into 13 patterns and 3 levels which are way more intense than anything you have ever known or had up your butt. The material is very smooth so you do not have to worry about feeling scratches as it goes up into your butt.
- 13 pulse patterns
- 3 intense vibrations
- It is hypoallergenic
- It has vibrations
- It is made of medical-grade silicone material
- It is waterproof
- Having to be able to try anything sexual in the bathroom is a total blessing, and this is waterproof, so using it in the bathroom is a definite yes from this end.
- The graduated design allows for you to properly settle into the idea of a prostate massager
- The vibrations are intense and allow for maximum satisfaction
- If you are on the very kinky side, this might be too boring for you.
9. Desire Luxury Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager
This is shaped like a G or a V does both butt and perineum stimulation at the same time. It has 8 patterns and 12 vibration intensity levels.
The goal of this is to drive you crazy, which is a good thing, we all need that little bit of crazy in our lives, and if this crazy comes with a groundbreaking, knees buckling, eye-watering pleasure that has you on all fours screaming for help because the pleasure is too intense, and rejecting at the same time because this is not a pleasure you intend to give up.
While one part is in your butt teasing and shaking your g-spot, driving you nuts, the second is on the perineum, giving you pleasure raised to infinity. This is the perfect pleasure powerhouse. Every part of it is built to give you intense pleasure.
If you are getting this, invest in a good sound system as well, something needs to drown your screams, so your neighbors do not sue you for constituting a nuisance.
- Has both a prostate massager and a perineum stimulator
- It is made of silicone
- It has 8 patterns
- It has 12 intensity levels
- The prostate massager coupled with the perineum stimulator together is created to give you maximum pleasure. The kind that has you smiling at anyone you see after you are done because you are definitely in a great mood.
- This is hands-free, so you do not have to touch yourself at all, you will be touched alright, by the prostate massager.
- It is quite expensive, with one costing up to $100
10. Satisfyer Vibes Silicone Plugs
Made from medical-grade silicone, these plugs are for people who have had nothing in their butts before, so they have to start small with flexible prostate massagers like these. It comes in a set of three small prostate massagers, each one built to make entrance easy. These will make it easy for you ease into the idea of something being in your butt as they are small, flexible and provide pleasures nonetheless.
There is the narrow cone, the twisted spiral and the classic chain of balls. All of them are pretty cool and pleasure their capacity, albeit different from when it is big and the real deal. Either way, you will enjoy this new experience, while keeping in mind that there is a lot more exploration to do in the future.
- Set includes the narrow cone, the twisted spiral and the classic chain of balls.
- Made from medical grade silicone
- It is good for beginners as it is built not to hurt, but ease you into the idea of prostate massages
- It cannot be used by pros, it will offer no satisfaction.
Having something up in your butthole seems like a lot when you first think about it, but once you take your mind off the whole idea and think of having some fun, you will enjoy this.
The prostate stimulator is created to stimulate your prostate and simply give you a lot more pleasure to add to your sex life. you do not have to do the traditional fucking every damn time, you can switch up and have these babies plugged in your butt or the butt of your partner and relish in the pleasure of watching them squirm on all fours, as you pound this into their butthole, or watch the creep on all fours and shiver as the vibrator does it job and sends them into oblivion.
There are a lot of ways to fuck, and going in and out of a vagina- artificial or real- is not all there is to fucking, there is a long list of things involved in fucking and each one is just as pleasurable as the last, it is up to you to find out which kink works for you.
Close your eyes and imagine an orgasm where you do not have to consistently pound our dick in and out of something, where you do not have to use your soap, oil or lube filled hand to stroke your dick to climax. Think of the pleasure that comes from a hands-free prostate orgasm, just think of all that pleasure.
These are the best prostate massagers your butt will love. It is not bad to want some freak pleasure for yourself. And prostrate vibrators are the best thing since kinky sex, do not deprive yourself of the breathtaking hands-free prostate orgasm that comes from using prostate stimulators.
Come on, buddy, give your ass some good, good loving, it deserves love too you know.
Pick one out of this long list of sexy as hell and stimulating prostate toys and have your self a very great orgasm. The kind that you deserve.
FAQs about Prostate Massagers
What is prostate milking?
Prostate milking is the act of massaging the prostrate until there is ejaculation. Making a man cum without touching his dick.
Complete Guide on Prostate Milking
Here is a guide to prostate milking you can follow.
First, you find the prostrate: Can be done by sticking your fingers till you find a small ball-like thing inside your butthole, that is prostrate. You do not have to go too far, by the time you get to your finger joint, you must have found the prostrate.
Then you lubricate your butthole: If you do not properly do this, you will feel pain instead of pleasure.
Lubricate the prostrate massager: Whichever prostrate massager you are using must be fully lubricated as well. You are advised to start with smaller plugs as they are more flexible and easier to fit into your butthole than bigger ones.
Work the prostrate massager: While some of these prostate massagers work themselves, you have to work in some by yourself to get the maximum pleasure needed
Get a partner: A partner makes the whole process fun, as some of these prostate massagers need someone to help you put them in or they won’t work properly.
How to use a prostate massager?
Lube the prostrate massager properly, using your fingers, apply a water-based lube into your butthole, be generous with your lubing, because the butthole is naturally tight and not used to having things come inside it. So, you will have to lube it very well so that the already prostrate massager can find its way in. Go in slowly first, come out at intervals, wait at intervals till it is all in, the give your butt a little time to adjust to the foreigner inside it before you start thrusting or vibrating.
How to have a prostate orgasm?
Lubricate properly: You need pleasure to orgasm, not every pain is pleasure, this pain is not pleasure.
Use an appropriate prostate massager: It should not be too small or too big( unless you are having a 50 shades kind of thing going on with you.
Relax and enjoy the process, the orgasm will knock you out.
Where is the prostate located?
It is located between the bladder and the penis. It is of the same shape and size of a walnut
How to find the prostate?
You can locate your prostate by putting a finger up in your butt, take it in until it gets to the joint, by the time it is getting to the joint, you must have found your prostrate by then.
How to insert a prostate massager?
You start slow and small. First, you go in with the tip, then you pull it out. You keep going in and out little by little till you can fully push in. Remember, it must be lubed.
How does a prostate massager work?
It works by stimulating the prostate, either by vibration or thrusts.
Do not share your sex toys, it is not safe and you are a risk of STDs when you do that. Remember to clean your sex toys after and before every usage. If they are made of medical-grade silicone material, boil them in water to disinfect.
And once again, never use a prostate massager without totally and completely lubing your asshole to the maximum. It does not provide its fluid, you are thinking of the vagina if you think the asshole produces fluids, it does not.
Well, here’s to fucking and being fucked. Break out of your boring penis-vagina routine and get you a prostate massager, your penis is not the only pleasure giver in your body, there are a lot of them, explore, enjoy, and be pleasured. Bring out your inner kink.
Fucking is amazing. Having to make your way into a vagina with slow, meditated thrusts which increase as time goes on, to fast harder thrusts that has the girl’s legs splayed and screaming “Fuck me, baby!” is bliss.
But, it gets boring, especially when you are masturbating and you do not have a girl returning all that energy you are putting out, it can get tiring. And sincerely, your porn videos and magazines, if they could speak are already getting weary from the thrust, thrust routine they have to go through. There are other ways to have pleasure.